Source : Yahoo AnswersQuestion : joke….palm reader?

Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader’s table. Said the mysterious old woman, “For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future.”

Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, “I can see that you have no girlfriend.”

“That’s true,” said Paul.

“Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren’t you?”

“Yes,” Paul shamefully admitted. “That’s amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?”

“Love line? No, from the calluses and blisters.”

Answer by buttmonkey75
good one, made me lol! 🙂

Answer by Dr Universe
LMAO great joke

Answer by tripleplay181
hahahahah
that’s hilarious
very funny
good one
never heard it before
lol

Answer by omegabloodelf
very nice

Answer by ♥Pamela♥
Thanks for making me laugh!
That’s really funny!

Answer by Jay H
lol

Answer by Inferno13
Ooooo… that’s gross and hilarious, nice work!!!

Answer by blossom
thats a gd 1 m8

Answer by Jesse
rofl thats hilarious

Answer by jfmm
LOL.

Thanks for all the laughs this evening!

Source : Yahoo AnswersQuestion : The Palm Reader………………………………………?

Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a palm reader’s table.

Said the mysterious old woman, “For $ 15, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future.”

Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, “I can see that you have no girlfriend.”

“That’s true,” said Paul.

“Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren’t you?” she continued.

“Yes,” Paul shamefully admitted, “That’s amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?”

The old lady responded, “Love Line? No, from the calluses.”

Answer by The Saint
His name didn’t happen to be Master Paul Bates, did it…?

Answer by Brainz
Well, I guess that was pretty funny! LOL!!!.

Answer by Random Bob
LOL…funny.

Answer by .becca.bashes.
lolol.
hehe very funny. =D

Answer by Ricky T
lol hahaha.

Source : Yahoo AnswersQuestion : what will u exspect when a forten teller reads your hand marks?

at fairs i always see fortentellers reading the marks on peoples hands. i always wanted to try it out but i was alwasy affraid on what they will tell me by my hand lines. what happens when they read your hand???

Answer by KT
They will not tell you how you will die or anything, so don’t worry. They tell you tidbits on your past, present, and future based on the lines of your palm.

These readings are meant for entertainment purposes only. Sometimes they can be accurate, sometimes they can be iffy. Take them with a grain of salt.

If you want a more in-depth and accurate reading, check out the link below. The site only employs psychics who have been tested for their abilities. It’s not cheap, but they do have special deals for new customers.

Answer by Hollywood Undead 4Lif
they tell yu yur life

Answer by Dee
I had this done a while back and the man told me i’d live a long life and be involved in a long term relationship of 20 years or longer… he told me he saw me adopting 2 children one for sure being a boy in the future. He also told me i had a heightened sense of intuition which is true and he told me i was a very giving person which i am! So i hope my reading helped you understand what kind of things they touch topic on.

Answer by Laura
When you actually study Palmistry you learn that there is no way to give definite, accurate, and specific readings of the future. The lines on you hands only give broad descriptions of personality traits. For example the Life Line doesn’t say how long you will live but tells your joy of life. Some one with a short, weak or broken Life Line won’t have near the joy and exhilaration of life that some one with a longer or thicker one might have. There is a line called the Girdle of Venus, and it lends itself to those who have active love lives. Some one who has spent a while studying Palmistry can by looking at the lines tell certain things about you but they are more so educated guesses based on your personality as shown in the lines. They can tell you that you will get married, if you are the type to do so, and maybe even tell you if you will marry young but can say will any certainty when or who you will marry. They may guess at what type of job you may go after along the lines of a creative job or something more analytical based on your personality. These are the kinds of things you can expect when getting your palm read.
If ever a Palm Reader gives you definite statements on exactly what will happen in your future like how many kids you will have, what city you will live in or what month and year you will get married, they are lying and are just faking to get your money.

Answer by Life Is…
Laura is correct. Palmistry is a scientific study of the lines in the hand that show basic personality traits, and overall, general health. Your hand is not a divinatory tool, such as rune stones or tarot. Palmistry is very interesting and revealing, and it helps a lot with compatibility between mates, career paths, etc. Hope that helps.

Answer by path finder
hello —n,k—i expect to understand more about them— than they know about me—when one looks into ones hand— or even into ones eyes—it’s like tuning in on a signal—to the brain—it’s like —knowing your way home—you just know —i judge you already know the answers to your questions–but confirmation of thought is good.—i know ”you” well and— you are on the road to great knowledge as you grow older.

Source : YoutubeWatch this video on love palm reading

palm reading sample in case the person has left hand as dominant hand

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